I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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