she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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