I'm gonna have a badass scar
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Blood and glitter go together right?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
