I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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