Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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