i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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