You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I just want nice things and good sex
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Randomize
