But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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