Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
love makes seman taste better
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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