Did you just see the Batmobile???
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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