Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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