is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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