I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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