: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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