I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I AM VODKA MAN
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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