I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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