is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
