Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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