Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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