Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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