dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
