I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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