Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
