Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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