PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
Randomize
