Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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