plz talk dirty to me
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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