if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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