I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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