But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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