Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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