belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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