dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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