I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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