When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Randomize
