I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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