what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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