what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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