Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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