Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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