Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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