Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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