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you win
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
All the doctor said was why
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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