like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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