You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
did i just pee glitter
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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