Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You can make out without kissing
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