If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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