im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
no you cant smoke seaweed
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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