Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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