He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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