i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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