I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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