I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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