In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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