I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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